Some Actual Headlines
#1
Posted 14 January 2005 - 03:05 PM
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[ no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
[That was really giving of himself!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[nuff said!]
#2
Posted 14 January 2005 - 03:17 PM
#3
Posted 14 January 2005 - 03:18 PM
Ha, that's actually happening at my schoolPolice Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]
#4
Posted 14 January 2005 - 03:26 PM
smooth
#5
Posted 14 January 2005 - 03:31 PM
Edited by draykill, 14 January 2005 - 03:32 PM.
#6
Posted 14 January 2005 - 04:30 PM
#7
Posted 14 January 2005 - 05:30 PM
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
#8
Posted 15 January 2005 - 01:51 AM
#9
Posted 15 January 2005 - 02:49 AM
only funny oneTyphoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[nuff said!]
#10
Posted 15 January 2005 - 04:40 AM
#11
Posted 15 January 2005 - 09:19 PM
#12
Posted 16 January 2005 - 02:12 AM
i do but the others were just too stupid. like american pie isn't funny either or the ernest movies. they are just too stupid.Sux not having much for a sense of humor i guess.
#13
Posted 16 January 2005 - 08:13 AM
#14
Posted 16 January 2005 - 09:02 AM
#15
Posted 16 January 2005 - 10:43 AM
That list is AWESOME. I couldn't stop laughing for half and hour....ok, 5 minutes, but I really enjoyed it.
Ingame: Bowlin_Iii
#16
Posted 17 January 2005 - 04:10 PM
agreedonly funny oneTyphoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[nuff said!]
I am the old felicity, if i were on your friend add helius plz.
#17
Posted 17 January 2005 - 04:16 PM
"Maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone just as wild to run with."
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