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[sarah_rain]

ACTUAL HEADLINES OF 2004:


Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[ no, really?]


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]


Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly!]


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]


Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]


War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]


Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]


Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That what he gets for eating those beans!]


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken!]


Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
[That was really giving of himself!]


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]


And the winner is....


Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[nuff said!]

[Momba]

LMFAO...Nice

[Lifeless Void]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]

Ha, that's actually happening at my school

[Snoopy]

lmao
smooth

[draykill]

lmfao thats good.

Edited by draykill, 14 January 2005 - 03:32 PM.

[sarah_rain]

i couldnt believe some of them ...had to add to the insanity!

[Maesse]

Lol very funny

[deadman]

ROFL those are good lolol

[jurian]

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[nuff said!]

only funny one

[draykill]

Sux not having much for a sense of humor i guess.

[Ryuku]

1 or 2 weren't so funny, but they resy were great

[jurian]

Sux not having much for a sense of humor i guess.

i do but the others were just too stupid. like american pie isn't funny either or the ernest movies. they are just too stupid.

[Thunderja]

LMAO nice:P

[Exilus]

American pie was cool, you just have to have an americans sence of Humor...lol.. as well understand the things that an american kid goes through as they grow up...lol.. LONG LIVE STILLERS MOM

[Bowlin]

If there's one thing I enjoy the most it's things that are so stupid in a way that it's hilarious.

That list is AWESOME. I couldn't stop laughing for half and hour....ok, 5 minutes, but I really enjoyed it.

[fester919]

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    [nuff said!]

only funny one

agreed

[Kalypso]

hehe