http://www.jobpredictor.com/
Some ones I thought were hilarious!
JLH - JLH, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.
Pandilex - Pandilex, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.
Zephie - Zephie, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp. (ROFL !.. dont take it personal jen.. =P)
Mekill, Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker. (RAWR gogo Sewage working!!)
Post below your names and jobs :-)
Job Predictor
Started by Matt, Feb 01 2005 06:36 AM
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Matt
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 06:36 AM
"Faith; noun. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." --- Ambrose Bierce
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Lady_Maha
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:11 AM
Lady_Maha, Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper. (sorry Jen, took your job 
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Maharet, Your ideal job is a Topless Model. (o.0)
Meskhenet, Your ideal job is a Panto Dame. (I must be somehow connected to Justin).
)Maharet, Your ideal job is a Topless Model. (o.0)
Meskhenet, Your ideal job is a Panto Dame. (I must be somehow connected to Justin).
Edited by Lady_Maha, 01 February 2005 - 01:32 PM.
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:23 AM
Exor, Your ideal job is a Satan.
haha so true
haha so true
-Mark aka Exor aka Android_20 aka Illidan
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:26 AM
Elijio, Your ideal job is a Satan.
Okay... that's just crazy!
Yeah, my real name is that for those who never know.
Okay... that's just crazy!
Yeah, my real name is that for those who never know.
How the hell would I know?
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:26 AM
With an oh so awesome name like Hump.
I get...
Hump, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
Lame.
I get...
Hump, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
Lame.
When you do something right nobody remembers, but when you do something wrong nobody forgets.
Hump in game.
Hump in game.
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:35 AM
Gilbert, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.
I applied for Evil Overlord of the Universe back in 10th grade. (I actually did for a mock job interview)
I guess I was aiming a little too high. At least they kept my resume.
I applied for Evil Overlord of the Universe back in 10th grade. (I actually did for a mock job interview)
I guess I was aiming a little too high. At least they kept my resume.
Westcoast
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YAY! Less Lag!
Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:56 AM
jurian, Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver
supreme, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist
the_third_duke, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin
they all suck
supreme, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist
the_third_duke, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin
they all suck
Even in death my hate will go on
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 08:07 AM
Gaddy, Your ideal job is a God.
Honest to goodness. I didn't change a thing it gave me that on the first try of "Gaddy".
Nightmist, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.
Honest to goodness. I didn't change a thing it gave me that on the first try of "Gaddy".
Nightmist, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.
Wisdom is the principle thing. Therefore, get wisdom, and in all your getting, get understanding.
-Proverbs 4:7
-Proverbs 4:7
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 08:19 AM
Momba, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.
I was thinking more along the lines of President or something.
Aidon, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
I didn't make that up either Justin...lol I always figured you for a horses ass tho...lol
I was thinking more along the lines of President or something.
Aidon, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
I didn't make that up either Justin...lol I always figured you for a horses ass tho...lol
My inner child is a mean little f*ucker
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 08:52 AM
Jared Wright, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister. (Doing it for the chicks)
Thunderja, Your ideal job is a Movie star. (Doing it for the chicks)
Jazza, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist. (Doing it for the chicks)
Dunno bout you guys but I mooseing love that!
Thunderja, Your ideal job is a Movie star. (Doing it for the chicks)
Jazza, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist. (Doing it for the chicks)
Dunno bout you guys but I mooseing love that!
I wouldn't mind stabbing you in the face, if that's cool with you?
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 09:01 AM
i dont think it likes me
twizted, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.
wasnt expecting that one.......
twizted, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.
wasnt expecting that one.......
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 01:11 PM
Zellish, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.
ha! I was always destined for fluffness, after I train the bunnys I train other things and take over!
Justin, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
not so good....
ha! I was always destined for fluffness, after I train the bunnys I train other things and take over!
Justin, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
not so good....
Edited by Teh_Fluff, 01 February 2005 - 01:12 PM.
Love long lost, never to love again, forever to be alone.
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Creator of All Things Fluffy
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 01:36 PM
Justin, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Maybe they'll let me pass out fliers also.
Maybe they'll let me pass out fliers also.
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 02:26 PM
Steven *****, Your ideal job is a Playing for the Rangers.
Steven, Your ideal job is a God.
Stigmata, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer. - lol
Steven, Your ideal job is a God.
Stigmata, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer. - lol
Ste - Pengant - Stigmata
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 02:33 PM
Deimos, Your ideal job is a Soap Actor (ie. River City). -Pwn
Mike, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector. -Chicks love ping pong balls
Mike Campellone, Your ideal job is a Satan. -Chicks love guys w/ power
Like Jared said, doin it for the chicks
Mike, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector. -Chicks love ping pong balls
Mike Campellone, Your ideal job is a Satan. -Chicks love guys w/ power
Like Jared said, doin it for the chicks
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
deimos the noob said no
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Your #1 fan!
Posted 01 February 2005 - 03:16 PM
Alan, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.
+1 post count ggpwnedkthxbai
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it's plausible that the SOB hasn't spawned
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 03:46 PM
Chris - Your ideal job is a quiz show contestant
Epic - Your ideal job is a professional hippy
Epic - Your ideal job is a professional hippy
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 05:36 PM
Jury, Your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster.
Jury Byrd, Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.
Jury obey Byrd, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
Jury obey Byrd IV, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.
Jury Byrd IV, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.
dc, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.
Jury Byrd, Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.
Jury obey Byrd, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
Jury obey Byrd IV, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.
Jury Byrd IV, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.
dc, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.
I believe in the Triune God;God the Father, the Son , and the Holy Spirit.I believe that while I was helpless and sinful, Christ died for me. Therefore, I now have the righteousness of God, old things have passed away and I am a child of God. I cannot be separated from the love of God, Christ lives in my heart by faith and therefore, I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. I have been chosen by God and appointed to bear fruit for God. I resist the devil and he flees from me.
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 05:44 PM
LMAO
Adriaan, Your ideal job is a Unemployed.
Deathwish, Your ideal job is a Street Sweeper
It hates me x.x
Adriaan, Your ideal job is a Unemployed.
Deathwish, Your ideal job is a Street Sweeper
It hates me x.x
Out, out brief candle. Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour on the stage and then is heard no more.
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 06:35 PM
Stadic, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant. - 
Sean, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver. - Ownage
Sean, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver. - Ownage
Stadic Ingame...
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 06:56 PM
eamon, Your ideal job is a Headteacher.
wtf
wtf
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:02 PM
desireme, Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian.
Mary, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver
Shera, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer. (good thing I gave that crit away then )
Mary, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver
Shera, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer. (good thing I gave that crit away then
)
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:09 PM
Crane, Your ideal job is a God.
Gaddy, Alone, Stigmata, you have competition! I wish I could say the same about my Pacifist and Druid though...
Europa, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.
Phalanx, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.
As for the rest of the staff (sorry Wes!)
Medora, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant. (???)
Oracle, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass. (!!!)
Wes, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp. (No justice for you!)
Havanor, Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian. (Hmmm, that fits!)
Stotic, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen. (He's Scottish?!)
And to top it all off...
Rappy Ninja, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister. (Oh my God!)
Gaddy, Alone, Stigmata, you have competition! I wish I could say the same about my Pacifist and Druid though...
Europa, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.
Phalanx, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.
As for the rest of the staff (sorry Wes!)
Medora, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant. (???)
Oracle, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass. (!!!)
Wes, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp. (No justice for you!)
Havanor, Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian. (Hmmm, that fits!)
Stotic, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen. (He's Scottish?!)
And to top it all off...
Rappy Ninja, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister. (Oh my God!)
The Crane Temple Chairman
Main crits:
Crane
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Don't kill themessenger mathematician!
Main crits:
Crane
Europa
Don't kill the
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 08:03 PM
Gary, Your ideal job is a Unemployed.
Pieeno, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.
Piggy, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.
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Pieeno, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.
Piggy, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.
..
Edited by Pieeno, 01 February 2005 - 08:04 PM.
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 09:18 PM
Consumed, Your ideal job is a Church Minister.
Ryan, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
Ryan, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
-Alias ingame-
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 12:00 AM
Dan, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 12:31 AM
Jimmy, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp. 
If I were the rain... that binds together the Earth and the Sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle... would I be able to bind two hearts together?
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 12:34 AM
Sharon, Your ideal job is a President. 
Shay, Your ideal job is a Stripper. (yes!)
so im a president who strips in her spare time lol.
Doug, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.
Pat, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.
Jason, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.
Kaylabugg, Your ideal job is a Dentist
Dark Angel, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer. (yes)
Fallen Angel, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a
W in them.
Kali Rose, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Beblip, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden.
Milarch, Your ideal job is a Soap Actor (ie. River City).
Fallen Tears, Your ideal job is a Mermaid. (yes!)
Evils Assassin, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Bubbler, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.
Vex, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.
Shay, Your ideal job is a Stripper. (yes!)
so im a president who strips in her spare time lol.
Doug, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.
Pat, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.
Jason, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.
Kaylabugg, Your ideal job is a Dentist
Dark Angel, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer. (yes)
Fallen Angel, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a
W in them.
Kali Rose, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Beblip, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden.
Milarch, Your ideal job is a Soap Actor (ie. River City).
Fallen Tears, Your ideal job is a Mermaid. (yes!)
Evils Assassin, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Bubbler, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.
Vex, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.
Perhaps one day maybe I will understand PAIN. Why it is and how it has to be. Until then...
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 01:34 AM
Darla, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.
Vampyre, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.
Vampyre, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.
Illusion
This isn't reality.
Before you I am not me.
Misconception what you see.
Happiness this cannot be.
Pain, hatred, insanity.
This isn't reality.
Before you I am not me.
Misconception what you see.
Happiness this cannot be.
Pain, hatred, insanity.
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