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[Deval]

Is there some way to control the size of peoples signatures? Scrolling down the 3 posts I have looked at so far has given me an extreme headache from the sheer size of the signatures allowed, and the hypercolour barrage that is assaulthing my eyes.

[alone]

I can shorten mine, if you so wish? I also dislike the use of multipul colours, very off putting.

[newb]

My controls -> options -> board settings

You can se it to not show sig pics, or whatever.

[Deval]

To be honest, I haven't seen any pictures that are a hassle, just excessive amounts of text, Allow me to provide an example.

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Deval:

(Post body)
lol.

(Signature)
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1. Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
2. Therefore when thou doest thine alms do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
3. But when thou doest thine alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:
4. That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.
5. And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily, I say into you, they have their reward.
6. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
7. But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
8. Be not ye therefore like into them: for you Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.
9. After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
10. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.

11. Give us this day our daily bread.
12. And forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors.
13. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
14. For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:
15. But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.
16. Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
17. But thou, when thou fasteth, anoint thine head, and wash thy face;
18. That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and they Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.
19. Lay not up yourselves treasures upon the earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
20. But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
21. For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
22. The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.
23. But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!
24. No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
25. Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body more than raiment?
26. Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?
27. Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?
28. And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:
29. And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.
30. Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and tomorrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?
31. Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
32. (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
33. But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.
34. Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.

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1. Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2. For with what judgement ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considereth not the beam which is in thine own eye?
4. Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5. Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
6. Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
7. Ask and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
8. For every one that asketh, receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh, it shall be opened.
9. Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
10. Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?
11. If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?
12. Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.
13. Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14. Because straight is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
15. Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17. Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
21. Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23. And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
24. Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
25. And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
26. And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
27. And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.
28. And it came to pass, when Jesus had ended these sayings, the people were astonished at his doctrine:
29. For he taught them as one having authority, and not as the scribes.

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Crit, Crit1, Crit2, Crit3, Crit4, Crit5, Crit6, Crit7, Crit8, Crit9, Crit10, Crit11, Crit12, Crit13, Crit14, Crit15, Crit16, Crit17, Crit18, Crit19, Crit20, Crit21, Crit22, Crit23, (Crit 24 was mine but was stolen by a |-|4><()|^), Crit25, Crit26, Crit27, Crit28, Crit29, Crit30, Crit31, Crit32, Crit 33, Crit34, Crit35, Crit36, Crit37, Crit38, Crit39, Crit40, Crit41, Crit42, Crit43, Crit44, Crit45, Crit46, Crit47, Crit48, Crit49, Crit50


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You get the idea.


MODIFY: Ok so I'm not 100% on how to work this forum yet.

Edited by Deval, 22 February 2004 - 11:28 PM.

[JLH]

i have set a limit of 150 characters to sigs now

[Akira]

100 is a bit paltry isn't it?
I mean, the old forum had 200 characters, and that wasn't exactly cluttered with large signature messages.

(Changed to 150, but that's still not a great deal more)

Edited by Akira, 22 February 2004 - 11:24 PM.

[Thrice]

Aw ..

[Deval]

/love JLH

[Kalypso]

had to clean my sig up a bit, but still got my SATC quote..ty JLH

[Akira]

Seems that old signatures set before this update haven't been changed, since mine is 244 characters, and Deval's must be at least 300.

How about ones that clearly aren't taking up that much space can be left as they are?
I don't think that my 2 lines of purple text would cause anyone that many scrolling problems...

[Kalypso]

Yeah, my sig stayed as it is till I went to go test it, shame on me...I should have just left it alone :|

[Deval]

216 actually, I'll modify it for fear of being a hipocrite.

[Phobos]

but i like my "Hands Down" sig

[Kalypso]

Phobos's sig should be a perfect example of how long sigs SHOULDN'T be

[Deval]

Here here.

Modify: Marks (Exors) too

Edited by Deval, 23 February 2004 - 12:28 AM.

[Exor]

Here here.

Modify: Marks (Exors) too

Noooo please dont waaaaah

[Exor]

curses jlh changed it.well mai new one rulez

[Deval]

|*\/\//\/><()|^!!!

[Zelimos]

why the hell don't you just go into My Controls, settings, and turn sigs off if you're so damn bothered about it?

[Deval]

Squiggle, Spermy, Moron, Whatever it is you preferred to be called.

Perhaps because some people have thought provoking, comical or interesting signatures that I don't mind reading. Much unilke the trash you label your posts with, which is obviously designed to be philosophical, but is clearly just the result of a commercial brain fart. 'Without dreams there are no realities' HAH. Ok ok, I got one! I'm dreaming that your smacking your head against a brick wall, I'm dreaming that your blood is spraying everywhere, I'm dreaming your whimpering like a girl as your skull gradually fractures further and further. Is it working yet? Is it?

Why don't you take your retarded argumentative ass to some self-help meeting one of these days. Who knows, you might find some other spastic hair-trigger aggresive freaks like yourself who may be welcoming of you, because your sure as hell not welcome here. How many people have to tell you that before you get the picture? You moronic degenerate.

Edited by Deval, 23 February 2004 - 11:51 PM.

[Zelimos]

Squiggle, Spermy, Moron,  Whatever it is you preferred to be called.

Why don't you take your retarded argumentative ass to some self-help meeting one of these days. Who knows, you might find some other spastic freaks like yourself who may be welcoming of you, because your sure as hell not welcome here. How many people have to tell you that before you get the picture? Moronic degenerate.

It's Squiggle

and im not as stupid as you Deval, all people have to do is look at that little gay picture of you in the mug shots section of the site. Oh, and congratulations on yet again bringing a thread to a flaming session. To be honest, i dont quite give a moose what you or your little posse think about me, you don't even KNOW me. I'm here to play a game not to listen to the stupid whining of a dumbass like yourself

Edited by Squiggle, 23 February 2004 - 11:51 PM.

[Deval]

Dear Spermy,

LOL! You idiot, have you seen your pic?! The 3 year old under the name Nightfox could snap your pansy, ugly, angular face.

If by posse you mean the entirerity of Nightmist, well then I suppose thats a fair call, your universally hated.

Edited by Deval, 23 February 2004 - 11:58 PM.

[Rattlesnake]

Hey even though I don't know either of you I just want to point out that that pic of Deval is hot.

[alone]

Ste.. I for one, have had the mispleasure of getting to know you slightly better than some other forum people here..
And I can diffinately say you are a cabbage.
Deval happens to be one of the coolest, laid back, funny guys I've had the pleasure of meeting on Nightmist. So, any fight you pick with him, you'll end up picking with me also (if Deval permits).
Now, either play the game nicely, and we'll all get along. Or carry on being a moose-wit and we'll carry on taking the piss.

NOTE:
Please excuse any words the filter misses.
EDIT:
I wasted my 100th post on you. Blast it.

Edited by alone, 23 February 2004 - 11:56 PM.

[Deval]

<3 Alone

Your more than welcome to!

P.S Ty Rattlesnake!


Where is Mark when you need a good 'ggpwnedkthxbainub!'?

Edited by Deval, 24 February 2004 - 12:03 AM.

[Exor]

LMAO!!!! Omg deval you rule.im glad i had the pleasure of reading you flame the hell out of spermy before/if this thread is deleted
spermy everyone in nightmist hates you.quit for the 6th time and dont ever come back please.


Please refer to mai sig now spermy.

[Zelimos]

i'll never quit. Quite clearly i didn't start this little flaming session off, but whatever. And my name isn't spermy, you don't know me, you don't know wtf i look like, so what the hell are you going on about?

As for universally hated... HAHA, sure. I find that hard to believe as not even 100 of the users on this forum even try so much as to insult me. So i'll sit here and let you act like 3 year olds shouting abuse and names, and just laugh at you. Grow up

[Aidon]

Well beings JLH has added a Sig limit and this is now a flame-a-thon...closed.