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[archmaster]

Wanna know an international secret?
well, youre already reading this, so i guess you do.

over 300 people have spotted "chupacabra" all over Puerta Rica,
some were seen in florida (USA incase u dont know)
some say theyve seen them killing their live stock, not a myth! one man said he saw a govt agent take one away!

its alot like yetis, which btw, they do have on tape.

the government isnt telling you this, but i am, so pay attention: There are creatures they dont tell us about, they are dangerous, and if the public doesnt learn of them soon, it will be our own lives to pay.

more details later.

Edited by archmaster, 24 May 2004 - 09:13 PM.

[Zelimos]

Also, watch out for low flying dragons on the highway.

Thanks for reading

[Bill]

I saw a Blimp.








Or was it a UFO? *Cue X-Files Music*





Nope, it was a Blimp.

[Penguin]

omg y0u r mi kind4 peopleses u no i saw 2 bigfeets at ym loacl wal-mar7

I


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[archmaster]

ufos r very common in USA
they commonly fly by wile im practicing archery...
im very serious ppl

[Squee]

Not knowing a whole lot about the Chupacabra...but...doesn't it just eat live-stock? Like a coyote or wolves?

If that's the case, why is there a whole epidemic? Coyotes and wolves can be warded away with a wide range of devices.

[archmaster]

no, it sucks out the blood of goats
its like a huge vampire bat
chupacabra means goat sucker

and keep the gnomes outta ur garden, they look like little elves (lotr style elves)...not the stupid garden gnomes u buy

these ones kill, they live in caves in the hidden countries

Edited by archmaster, 25 May 2004 - 01:26 AM.

[Darkling]

The chupacabra is a long standing lengend first spotted in puerto rico on people's farms, people say it looks like an alien from a low budget 60's horror film. Large red eyes, scales, ect. It is said to have a large straw like needle coming from its "mouth" wich it uses to stab its prey in a vein running in the back of the neck, it then sucks the animal dry of almost every drop of blood. Ducks, chikins, small cows, cats, dogs and goats have been thought to have been killed by the chalupa thing

[JaceBowman]

I'd hate to see that mosquito

[Kharybdis]

"Chupacabra

From the Spanish for "goat sucker", an alleged creature that is supposedly responsible for draining the blood and/or removing the organs of mammalian and avian livestock. The name comes from the creature's earliest attacks in Puerto Rico where goats where completely drained of blood.
The monster is described by most as being bipedal, some say it walks, some say it flies, and some say it has a kangaroo hop, and around four feet tall, weighing an odd seventy pounds, having a spiked crest, with a round head, greenish-gray fur, large pointy spikes on the back, tailless, huge red eyes devoid of lids, lipless mouth, fangs and claws.

There have been numerous sightings of Chupacabras in lower North America, Central and South America, starting in the early 1970s (some even say 50s and 60s, although it has been "formally identified and baptized" only in 1994). There is a lot of speculation about its origins, the most popular theory being that the creature or creatures are from outer space, left on earth by aliens for some unknown purpose. Others claim that the Chupacabra is an American Army genetic experiment that went terribly wrong."

- Occultopedia.com - Chupacabra

[Darkling]

Behold ladies and gentlemen...

Edited by Darkling, 25 May 2004 - 03:58 PM.

[archmaster]

you call that piece a crap a chupacabra?
you've obviously never studied them much, when im older ima go find one

btw, i know WHERE to find them, just a warning: dont fly through the center of the Burmuta Triangle (however its spelled), theres more there than we thought.

Edited by archmaster, 25 May 2004 - 08:00 PM.

[Penguin]

i DUN THNKI U PEEPLES TAKNG M3 sERIUSLE!!!@2432!@#shift+1!!2

[Metatron]

lol goat sucker, cue the inuendo.

[dec]

by bringing this topic to this forum ill say you have either showed us what could be a potentionaly (sp?) lethal creature and we should kill it or something or............by reading this our IQ's have dropped by about 20 points. i'm going to choose the latter of my suggestions.

[alone]

I bet goat blood just tastes nice and some fat guy got his kids to dress in funky suits and drain their blood..

I mean, my blood's tastey..

Edited by alone, 26 May 2004 - 10:26 PM.

[Momba]

Behold ladies and gentlemen...

Once and for all I's like to put an end to this Myth. This my friends is my mother in law. She oftens wanders off. She is harmless. Please stop blaming her for the deaths of small farm/domestic animals.

[Deval]

<3 Archmaster.

[Darkling]

My grandma looks like that but im not sure if she has a thirst for blood or not

[archmaster]

<3 Archmaster.

no offence
but no one cares if you got 3 archmasters, delete ur post please

[Hatrix]

That was a heart he made, man.

He's saying he loves you.

[Deval]

My still beating heart has been set aflame.

*sob*

[Stotic]

these ones kill, they live in caves in the hidden countries

I was unaware that nations could "hide." Cuba, your it!

[Bean]

No no! canada wants to be it.... Or perhaps the U.S is it and they are tagging Iraq? Oh man... this explains every political nuance I do not understand!!!

[JaceBowman]

No no! canada wants to be it.... Or perhaps the U.S is it and they are tagging Iraq? Oh man... this explains every political nuance I do not understand!!!

I wonder who will be "it" next.

[Shane]

I have seen one, up close and got its picture.

[Deval]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!

[Abandoned]

Deval that makes you my (sister)

[dec]

wow that pic dnt look fake at all

[JaceBowman]

hhmmm...where'd you see it?