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[Äññöÿäñcë]

^ wow i have too much spare time.


Looking for a couple more cool members to come chill on Wisteria Lane with us..
Loads of boss trips..
Training trips..
Join this clan and you'll become the shizzle.

Page Disaster/Spawn/Chiquita ingame to see if you are worthy

Also new member Chris / Mudvayne <3

+ Ryan /Violate and Kazul
+ Paul /Melancholic <3
+ Steff / Plushie.


wow. this is like in the last two weeks :x

Edited by Äññöÿäñcë, 31 May 2007 - 10:49 PM.

[Throwback]

why does rappy have to be black?

[Hansol]

I dont wanna be bree

[Äññöÿäñcë]

make a new one then k

[Trance]

Cal needs some sun, Mark needs to get a better wig, and I've had fantasies with Kez

Edited by Trance, 01 June 2007 - 07:17 PM.

[Äññöÿäñcë]

hell who hasn't



Dennis/Ravage has also recently become a housewife, and tbh I think hes the only man in our clan.

NEW RECRUIT: Autek.

Edited by Äññöÿäñcë, 01 June 2007 - 10:39 PM.

[Spectra]

dont join dhw you will lose your cobalts to the bad kids with doorag!!

[Raylen]

why does it say alan and jared at the bottom of the picture?

[Äññöÿäñcë]

thought i'd give teh orig. founders some credit ;p



ook then joe, thats what we do. join our clan and we'll steal your cobalts ! yipee!?

[Thunderja]

[Äññöÿäñcë]

ROFL.


one more for the good guys.

[Hansol]

Juan, Join DWH.

[Äññöÿäñcë]

On a side note,we maybe taking in a couple more clannies.. alot of people have came to us asking to join in the last couple months, here is a couple ideas what we are looking for to even consider:

1. Experienced players-we would like people we don't have to drag to BT and back to level or have to guard everytime they train because they are getting pkd non-stop and won't move areas. People that have some expert/arch crits and a decent overall knowledge of the basics of the game.

2. No drama- please don't be one of those people who sits and complains constantly about the clannies or clan or starts crap with them or gets mad if you die in a event to a clannie.. events are for fun we all get killed by a clannie here or there. If you do have a complaint of a clannie bring it to me in private not in clan chat. We have alot of active clannies and have done a good job to keep it all drama-free so far and hope to keep it that way.

3. Helpful to other clannies- Someone who doesn't mind going on boss or training runs with clannies if they ask or to ask other clannies to go(if they have time to go), or even answering a question in clan chat if someone has one instead of just calling them a noob and turning clan chat off.

Also be warned you won't get Founder for probably quite some time if at all if you are let in, I decide when the right time to promote people to founder is and I get very annoyed with people who ask me about it 3 times a day from the day they entered the clan.

Pking is not only acceptable but most of our clannies Pk quite a bit, just don't start crap with allies, and our ally list is very small.

If you need more info or would like to be considered for joining please Memo Reggae and I will get back to you when I have time and have discussed it with the rest of the clan.

Saw this and thought, hey, we don't have one of those!
So. To join DHW you need:


1) BAD KIDS - kids who can't get to BT and back without dieing, or kids that get lost in desert maze, lose half their party to traps then the rest die of hunger, having all your crits hit for half won't be a bad thing either

2) DRAMA - eh, dhw wouldn't be dhw without any drama. scream, shout, abuse, backstab in moshes, its all good.

3) LOVE and HATE - to be a real desperate housewife, you need to not only show love and gratitude where it is needed, but to show hate and complete and utter bitchyness towards housewives to hold us together.



if you can't handle it, leave and join the regiment <3 hehehe jk

Edited by Äññöÿäñcë, 04 June 2007 - 05:21 PM.

[fallen]

why do I still read this thread

[Hansol]

Cause deep down you want to be a slutty housewife cleaning up after me

[Snoopy]

lol wwe have turned into the regiment recently we used to be so cool :9 lol

[Hansol]

it's all your fault lewis..

We do have an azure in the clan too.