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(Message started by: Cupcake on 07/02/03 at 10:06:16)

Title: Profile One-liners
Post by Cupcake on 07/02/03 at 10:06:16
We all have a selct few quotes that have made our profile for various reason...take a time and pick out a few favorites and share with us for some enjoyment.



ICQ UIN: Hick---[Clan] Demise: up in these parts we call em skeeter eaters


MSN Name: Nonconformist Pages You from The Resistance clan house (Clan Town): quicker than my clicker ;P


MSN Name: 'Zenith' Pages You from The Void Clan House (Ghetto): u had a mistress_kittie stuck in your teeth

Kos List: 'Soulreap' Pages You from Sewers (Sewers): ok you proved your point....you can kick I disagree all over.....lets squash it


MSN Name: 'Tragedy Pages You from Dark Alley (Nightmist): i was a scared noob stfu lol

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/02/03 at 11:10:14
[Clan] Proteus: Jurians a cool name


ICQ UIN: Deval: Jurywuryrurywoos [Clan] Proteus: Jurians a cool name ;p Pabst_Blue_Ribbon Pages You from Arilin City Arena (Arilin): not yet this clan im in is all hot older women

Kos List: JLH gave you 200000 xp.


ICQ UIN: Sera Pages You from (Hidden): I think they should rename the lag monster Jurian...11 crits online.... that I can see...

ICQ UIN: Supreme: and weren't you quitting?? Limit: was  Limit: till i thought of u Limit: realized i couldn't leave sexy jurian behind

MSN Name: Zomy Pages You from Viper Street (Nightmist): your really cool for someone the next time i see im gonna have to run from :)

Aidon (Area Developer) Pages You from Staff Room (Nightmist): Do you like anyone? lol  (the answer is no)

ICQ UIN: Halflife Pages You from (Hidden): gd you and your ability to log on 298356986 alts :P

[Clan] Chaos_Weapon (to Port): shut up i love it when jurian locks me up and talks dirty to me :P


that's a few i like :D i have loads more but this is enough lol :D


Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by -Gaddy- on 07/02/03 at 14:34:45
my favorite, in varia's profile-
[Friend] Newb: every time you go to sleep, god kills a prostitute

OoO i found one in lancaster's from way back in loveless..might be better than the one before-
Clan] Zylia (to Cloud): if god had intended it to be sucked, he would've flavored it  

THC: im huntin for lancasters    (not my fault i resisted all 5 of his beams...one might have fizzled too)

Saphyne attacked you with GAD! for 1 point of damage.   (i wish zy was still staff...)

JLH (to Lancaster): lol     (its good to see the guy laugh)

Paged User Barney: Pretty good round for a purple dinosaur.   (i dunno that ive got that in a profile, but it was from yesterday)

Dramen was killed by Apothecary's deity.  First to click myself, witha  245 at lvl 26.

The Mosh Server: Gaddy won the mosh!!! You can do /mosh log to see what happened.

[Clan] Proteus: its called devout, not the happy bunny soft fuzzy slippers club

Tevlok: you are my new god    Tevlok: now I started to worship ya


i enjoy them.



Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by GoLdEnStAr on 07/02/03 at 16:10:54
ICQ UIN: Gad on 02-18-2003 11:08:59 saying i noticed the server speed up when you logged.Topaz yells from Arilin Gates: Jurian is heading to the desert agai....clear the way for the lag monster himself

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/02/03 at 16:53:43

on 07/02/03 at 16:10:54, GoLdEnStAr wrote:
ICQ UIN: Gad on 02-18-2003 11:08:59 saying i noticed the server speed up when you logged.Topaz yells from Arilin Gates: Jurian is heading to the desert agai....clear the way for the lag monster himself


yeah i ahve that one somewhere too but didn't remember on which of my crits it was lol :D

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by GoLdEnStAr on 07/02/03 at 17:05:52
i remembered that cos i think its so good lol - its on the_third_berserker :P

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by dognapot on 07/02/03 at 19:07:53
i had such a nice collection of quotes before they landed me in jail. anyways they went something like this, since most everyone's changed names by now i'm not gonna fret over remembering them all.

kork:pregnant dog!!! kork:SOMEONE STOLE FROM ME
Pippin:my pockets feel lighter
????:someone just obbed me
????:dam petofile i am
baldur: if you see grushenka kill her for me
????:yo we are being stolen from
Staff Comment: Jesus was way cool.

still forgetting some stuff i'm sure.

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Zephie on 07/02/03 at 20:05:18
Fight: watch out for fufu  Fight: dangerous
deaths_servant': dotn go south luna will assassinate us
Plague_Fiend: i can wiggle 2 heads at once :)  
Grushenka: i always considered mekill a pawnshop
Power_Ranger Pages You from Southern Gatehouse (Nightmist): i just heard that gausex and destruction r gonno try to hack jens account


i use to have a bunch but they got deleted ;o

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Defcon on 07/02/03 at 21:08:28
Saphyne attacked you with Chastity Belt for 1 point of damage.          

Not my fault im horny all the time!

Saphyne attacked you with Gambling is a SIN for 1 point of damage.      


Bet i knew the next 2 staff to leave or lose there staff position    and even tho it was a sin i got both of them right lol
 


/who apogee


some funny chats with issy and newb on     /who defcon

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/02/03 at 21:22:31
had some time to update :D


Clan chat from Mobes: If only all the time i could hit, I would be a great Fighter!

Comment: Iceee Pages You from Northern Gatehouse (Nightmist): heh, nipple tweaker

ICQ UIN: A Captain Wylsen dropped a Spyglass. You got a Spyglass.

Comment: Elzix: Pandilex r u a noob? Elzix: Pandilex u ignorin me cause ur a ****in potato???? Elzix was banned.

Kos List: Smurf Pages You from Arilin Gates (Arilin): im gonna lead her into a trap (shadow pit) Paged User Smurf: you meany Smurf Pages You from Arilin Gates (Arilin): ty

ICQ UIN: Oracle: You just seem a cool guy donating and I like your way of thinking on the forum

Comment: Deval thanks Jurian from behind

Lexus: dats cus i wuv my dukaly woos

Comment: [Clan] Chronos: thats only cuz ur so gd sexy duke
ICQ UIN: Halflife Pages You from (Hidden): gd you and your ability to log on 298356986 alts :P

Ashton: it's the jurian
Jaha Pages You from (Hidden): i think i love you
Varia pokes herself in the tummy  (which is odd cause im a guy)
Koss: u rule
Dargus Pages You from (Hidden): lol ur dutch is rubbing off on me =P

Comment: Shadow_Lakrone yells from (Hidden): anyone wanna buy a berserker lvl 1? 22 4 12 14 7 13. if interested, page me (look at the stats lol)

Staff Comment: (JLH on 02-17-2003) temp banned for admiting to making an autoroller (not confirmed)


ok i got more but i think i might even had some doubles in there so i'm gonna leave it at this :D

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Ender on 07/02/03 at 21:39:03
Comment: Shadow_Lakrone yells from (Hidden): anyone wanna buy a berserker lvl 1? 22 4 12 14 7 13. if interested, page me (look at the stats lol)






Lmao, I put that on for you.

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Dark_Shadow on 07/02/03 at 21:42:15
Some of my friend fallen_ones..

Comment: Oracle (to Fallen_One): you do mix with some weird people you know :p
ICQ UIN: Oracle (Tree of Knowledge) Pages You from Waiting Room (Triplex Tournament Arena): You killed rich... /bow =D       [Friend] Tevlok: I am gay :P

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/02/03 at 21:54:38

on 07/02/03 at 21:39:03, Ender wrote:
Comment: Shadow_Lakrone yells from (Hidden): anyone wanna buy a berserker lvl 1? 22 4 12 14 7 13. if interested, page me (look at the stats lol)






Lmao, I put that on for you.


ooh so taht's how that got into there :D

edit: my profiles do rock :D

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Ste on 07/02/03 at 22:06:17
Kiwi pages you from Hidden (Hidden): no nibbling

(i wrote that out of memory)

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by InsaneNinjaPhreak on 07/04/03 at 08:21:53
MSN Name: A memo from 'Jasper' on 07-03-2002 05:10:29 saying 'PUT YER ARSE ON MY FACE!'. A memo from 'Jasper' on 07-03-2002 05:22:18 saying '*has memo sex wif U*'.

these were on Relentless when I first bought him and decided to move them onto Shadow_Mistress

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Zephie on 07/04/03 at 10:02:47
dude ew
dont post that stuff  ::) :( :o

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Selene on 07/04/03 at 10:57:35
LOL, eh, at least I was mentioned! Thought that counts.. ;p

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Dark_Shadow on 07/04/03 at 11:25:38
On Jurians crit Pennywise:

ICQ / AIM can't train wiht less then 9 alts if you ask me :p

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/04/03 at 11:31:37
i should change that to 12 :D

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Selene on 07/04/03 at 12:58:13
E-Mail: Zylia: ash this aint u is it? Fart just went South.

Comment: Marid (to Awesome): u stupid to attack hump Awesome: you stupid to attack awesome You assassinated Awesome.

ICQ UIN: Blast looked you over. Blast: eep Blast: dagger of spirits Blast: hmm u scary Blast: i thought my thief was good

Kos List: Trauma yells from (Hidden): this girl hump said she got a nice bra package.. staff shes molesting me ..

ICQ UIN: NicoleBaby scratches Ash's crotch.

These may not be hilarious/amusing, but, some are also inside jokes.

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/04/03 at 13:03:58
i should get me some more crits to put all the thuny things in lol :d i don't have enough space :(

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Selene on 07/04/03 at 13:08:02
When I get something that's actually worth while of listening to said to me.. I'm on my mains. My 2 crits (including my main and old main) are already filled up with stuff. I have to log another crit on to add it to its profile.

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/04/03 at 13:21:16

on 07/04/03 at 13:08:02, Selene wrote:
When I get something that's actually worth while of listening to said to me.. I'm on my mains. My 2 crits (including my main and old main) are already filled up with stuff. I have to log another crit on to add it to its profile.

should use more crits at the same time :D

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Selene on 07/04/03 at 13:23:53
Normally use two. I don't train as often anymore.. so, until I'm feeling back up to training.. there'd be no point to use more than one-two.. for myself anyways.

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Outsider on 07/05/03 at 14:33:28
Something that should be in someone's profile, lol

Gregary yells from King Street: does anyone wanna buy a lvl 12 half orc fighter stats r 22/8/14/20/12/9 with a broad sword/ chain vest / leather gloves /torch and a large shield  and a lvl 7 ranger stats r 10 10 14 10 18 15 witha helmet /leather vest long bow/small shield and a lvl 4 paladin stats r 8/13/12/12/12/16 and a leather vest/ helmet/oak staff and heal

I know its not nice to make fun of the newbies but c'mon yelling that 3 times in a row, thats funny

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by -Gaddy- on 07/05/03 at 16:01:12
I dunno...doesnt seem like profialbe material....

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Outsider on 07/05/03 at 16:07:28

on 07/05/03 at 16:01:12, -Gaddy- wrote:
I dunno...doesnt seem like profialbe material....


I know cuz all ur crits got those kinda stats so u dont see what im getting at  :P

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by -Gaddy- on 07/05/03 at 16:33:58
* nods

::)

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Lady_Maha on 07/06/03 at 00:32:43
Here's a few of my favorites, spread out over my crits:

On Lady_Maha:

E-Mail: Zephie is kissing you.
Comment: [Friend] Vex (to Lady_Maha): you are my second wife [Friend] Vex (to Lady_Maha): slap it up a bit it might work then
ICQ UIN: Zephie: You guys are the first group in Nightmst History to defeat the Vinewhip Troll. [Friend] Zylia: on another note.. I think my @$$ went numb
MSN Name: [Friend] Vex (to Lady_Maha): i coulnd forget you lol
Kos List: Vex (to Lady_Maha): i just want you lol


On Ladys_Mage:

Comment: [Friend] Vex (to Lady_Maha): nice try but im gay
ICQ UIN: [Friend] Vex: the missonary position is for old people and virgins :)

On Iria:

ICQ UIN: [Party] Iria: Okay, so are we going spider caves?
MSN Name: [Party] Baracard: i thought i was goin down on both of you


From memory in the clan kitchen (our foods and drinks are fun!):

Baracard had an orgasm.
Baracard had an orgasm.
Baracard had an orgasm.
[Clan] Someone (to Lady_Maha): I don't remember what was said here...
Baracard had an orgasm.
Baracard had an orgasm.
Baracard had an orgasm.
[Clan] Lady_Maha (to Someone): I didn't catch what you just said cuz Baracard was having multiple orgasms in the clan kitchen.


Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Tadpole on 07/06/03 at 09:12:21
Halo (to Oracle): sum1 logged. Oracle: or you ate them

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/06/03 at 10:35:10
hmm just talked to cleaners and added this to jurian's profile :d


ICQ UIN: Cleaners: I greatly respect you man
MSN Name: Cleaners: You are awesome on the post forums
Kos List: Cleaners: and you are kool as hell in game

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by PrincessAerial on 07/06/03 at 13:15:41
Zephie (to Princess_Aerial): I know you're a good girl.

Epic (to Pinktaco): I don't know who you are but I just can't help licking you

Savino attacked you with an Okay, don't be jealous. You can have one, too! ;) for 10 points of damage

bunny: stop poking me!

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Cupcake on 07/06/03 at 18:47:36
Dark_Saber Pages You from (Hidden): perhaps i should look into getting someone to get this whole game removed since the sysops cant keep the rules enforced

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by VampyreDarla on 07/06/03 at 21:15:39
(I cut out some of the pointless stuff)

ICQ UIN: [Friend] Oblivion is naked and molesting you like Peewee Herman!    ¯|¯èµ F£üff'§ (v)ïñ¡°ñ <<BE A MINION OF TEH FLUFF!! CONTACT ZELLISH TODAY!

MSN Name: [Clan] Zylia: Incest...A game the whole family can play :D   [Friend] Oblivion (to Vampyre): im as straight as a circle

Kos List: If you can read this, you're old enough to masturbate!    [Friend] Illusen: u have men in the vault?  You don't have a man on you.

Kos List: Rattrap: jackasses are tight

Comment: Gerome: k..im off to see...i dunno..not a wizard i hope..these crits all have sucky wisdom...

ICQ UIN: [Friend] Cold: I love vam, she loves me, lets get together and hide from andyy, better run really fast we run run run, before i get an arrow in my bum.

Comment: [Clan] Newb: i am sleepy, maybe i should go......*snore*

Comment: [Friend] Wolfvirus81: I dont like girls that are HUGE i talking moby turnip here, you have enough skin on you to wrap around an oak tree. If that is really you cause i dont beleave it is, you should get on a diet like right now.

ICQ UIN:  [Clan] Solace: (8)on top of a mountain......with no climbing gear......we waited so patiently......for a mosh to appear...(8)

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Argus on 07/07/03 at 05:20:31
ICQ UIN: Watnik Pages You from King Street (Arilin): i just have to tell u man u hit like a train

E-Mail: Valeska attacked you with PokeSmot! for 69 points (d**n drug addicts)

Comment: You call on the power of nature to attack Lord_Soth for 38 points of damage.
ICQ UIN: Lord_Soth: what r u doing     Cilantro: killin u?
MSN Name: You call on the power of nature to attack Lord_Soth for 41 points of damage.
Kos List: You got 686 gold pieces.


Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Epic on 07/07/03 at 12:57:41
Clan: Cremè de la Cremè Chairman (ßê§T øF Thë ßê§T)

E-Mail: Married to MiStReSS_KiTTiE

Comment: Creampuff: i may not be the sexiest dude on the block....but i got the charisma....that certain suaveness about me...that charm --- [Clan] Milagros (to Epic): so much game i need a refaree for my nuts

ICQ UIN: Galapagos Pages You from (Hidden): plus I know how Joker and Epic sting so I don`t make waves in shallow water

MSN Name: Kalypso Pages You from (Hidden): i dont have my dexies on lol "nice round ****" dude its christmas be nice lol --- Nyxi Pages You from (Hidden): youre a legend

Kos List: Maliki: This must be a battle of epic perportions i presume?  ----  Darksavior: ur a god i see epic--archmaster ranger--with pimpin equip

Players Killed: 1176
Deaths by Players: 303




Nicely done


Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Deval on 07/08/03 at 00:56:57

E-Mail: [Clan] DesireMe kisses deval's insides

Comment: Flobby yells from (Hidden): DEVAL I HATE YOU YOU STUPID RETARDED *****  

EXT of Comment: Red_Comet Pages You from (Hidden): ok your scary

ICQ UIN: [Clan] Sera: Deval Paul is brbing on DND...he just left...

MSN Name: Supreme: i was told polish woman have cold potato  (potato = censored word, which is also another name for a cat.)


(This is for you muh lil Epiccy Woos  ;D)
Players Killed: 1463
Deaths by Players: 272

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Epic on 07/08/03 at 03:25:23
nicely done

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Sera on 07/08/03 at 03:38:46
Comment: Pandilex: I only pretend to know what I'm doing  |   Pandilex raises a hand and energy blasts forth, MICROWAVING your ass for 2352835 points of damage!

ICQ UIN: You have a ping of 6969ms to the server. \  Nonconformist: yea you and me gus Nonconformist: get your hot swedish ass here  Epiphany is kissing Nonconformist.

MSN Name: [Clan] Hysteric: Tips for getting good at NM...spend $200.00 for a nice account, $45.00 for fast connection,$1,200.00 for a fast PC and after all that still get owned by a frog

Kos List: Squirrel gave a Kishu Nut to you. Squirrel: hold my nuts a sec



Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Lady_Maha on 07/14/03 at 10:56:42
Bumping a nice thread with a few new ones spread out over several crits:

[Clan] Krazyjoker: i gave maha 10 orgasims in 1 minute [Clan] Sniper: whats a orgasim ?

You ate Devally Poops. [Clan] Koss: What in the lords name is a devally poop?! [Clan] Sniper: holy sh*t [Clan] Lady_Maha (to Sniper): yep, that pretty much covers it..

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Issy on 07/14/03 at 14:15:09
Pandilex (WorldCrafter) Pages You from Nightmist City Bank (Nightmist): *kiss*

Pandilex (WorldCrafter) Pages You from Southern Gatehouse (Nightmist): r noobie

Pandilex attacked you with brick for 2357283753 points of damage.

Aci Pages You from Nightmist Arena Archway (Nightmist): can mages heal people


Spiral: when are we going to battle cuz i need to crap

[Clan] Proteus: just remember... my butt isnt a coin slot, all change should be placed in my very tight pink neon thong

May not be the greatest stuff, but i made me smile  ::)

Isaiah.



Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Ender on 07/14/03 at 16:18:04
E-Mail: [Clan] Brittany is clapping. (/shrug)

Magesty: your nuts...i think they hit you to hard in that mosh.

Players Killed: 1858
Deaths by Players: 1043   ;D


Valeska attacked you with Spank! for 265 points of damage.

[Friend] Hybrid (to Jinx): 5 dolla suckie suckie me love u long time

[Friend] Jinx (to Hybrid): ooo deal!


Kazul Pages You from (Hidden): help


: Cabbage yells from Southern Gatehouse: scream is over powered

Kalypso Pages You from (Hidden): do guys like it when girls lick their balls?


Paranormal: disjunction.... watch your clan chat... when you see your clannies getting wacked. then tell me whos all talk

Red_Comet: im scared of you :(


Cabbage Pages You from (Hidden): we both know that everything u say to defend this "tactic" is pure BS and all it does is ruins the game for those who want to fight



Parental_Advisory Pages You from (Hidden): nah u cant do this              Parental_Advisory ducked at the wrong time to avoid Enzo's stinging rapid fire!



Nightkrawlerx: ss x2              Nightkrawlerx: b       Nightkrawlerx: v x4       Nightkrawlerx: b x2     Nightkrawlerx just went North.



Apocolypse Pages You from Southern Gatehouse (Nightmist): Nope... The skeletons have ambushed me from the south... I fear I will lose this war...



Traveling_Wonderer: u son of a biscuit




weeeee!

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Sanctuared on 07/14/03 at 16:42:46
Comment: [Clan] Sniper: whats a orgasim?

ICQ UIN: [Clan] Lady_Maha (to Sniper): we have orgasms in the clan kitchen, and you can eat out Maha....lol


Too funny...

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Deval on 07/14/03 at 23:29:25

Who want's to eat THAT rubbish? You haven't tasted kitchen food till you've tasted Devally Poops!

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Lady_Maha on 07/15/03 at 00:13:20
Tsk tsk Deval, if I remember correctly you ate "THAT rubbish" too.  ;D

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Sausage on 07/15/03 at 00:16:14
Deval and Maha sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then come marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage.

(Order of events subject to change. ;) )

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Lady_Maha on 07/15/03 at 00:22:27
rofl

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Sanctuared on 07/15/03 at 00:30:42
You ate Devally Poops.

You had An orgasm.

Need I say more?

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by GoLdEnStAr on 07/15/03 at 11:52:08
one on my own profile:

Kos List: [Friend] Roc (to Kerrang): not much. I can`t keep gold. Everytime I get some Quark gets it.   [Friend] Roc (to Kerrang): he forces me to buy them. Says if I don`t he will hunt me down....lol

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by HobGoblin on 07/16/03 at 12:24:33
Tadpole Pages You from (Hidden): ur gonna win so dont matter lol

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by InsaneNinjaPhreak on 07/16/03 at 20:22:58
Zellish new found profile

Comment: Happily Married To Princess_Of_The_Dead..[Friend] Hump: lol... then, I suggest.. you buy.. RID... it'll get rid of yer crotch critters...
ICQ UIN: Sailor just succombed to Zellish's scary Rubber Knife! [Friend] Hump: JUSTIN, scratch yer feckin' crotch... good god.. lol [Clan] Jillseponie (to Elbiroth): u got a small turnip!
MSN Name: I
Kos List: "It's all about the love" Son Of Lady_Maha and Decapitation [Clan] Jillseponie has a fuzzy fetish..? [Friend] Vampyre: flufffs my heerrroo 8D~

and I hope someone doesnt mind me posting this next bit

Comment: [Clan] Chrysalis (to Zellish): Ohhh Zell! Lets do it ...let's do it right now! Right here on the floor! [Clan] Zellish (to Chrysalis): you got the lotion? I think I have enough fur to satisfy you ;)
ICQ UIN: [Clan] Chrysalis: Phew ...that felt good. [Clan] Chrysalis: More fur Zell ...give me more!! lol [Clan] Zellish: I'm givin ya all the fur I got [Clan] Chrysalis: Yeah right, because no more can fit 8(

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Sausage on 07/16/03 at 20:28:15
Insane, I didn't mind a bit.

You all have some very amusing profiles out there.

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Cupcake on 07/18/03 at 15:16:53
omg what have i started...

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Insomnia on 07/18/03 at 15:49:37
E-Mail: Rincewind Pages You from (Hidden): you you you???
ICQ UIN: Rincewind Pages You from (Hidden): your epiphany?
MSN Name: Rincewind Pages You from (Hidden): oh im sorry i called you a n00b before
Kos List: Rincewind Pages You from (Hidden): your nothing of that sort

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/18/03 at 15:54:52
jsut added this one to escapes profils :D

Kalypso Pages You from (Hidden): pandilex is in love with u

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Paranormal on 07/19/03 at 20:56:03
my all time favorite!

Supreme Pages You from (Hidden): hi my name is Jurian and I have an IQ of 137 want to chat? a/s/l/iq

LMFAO... all I can say is. easy tiger!  ;)

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/20/03 at 10:28:32

on 07/19/03 at 20:56:03, Paranormal wrote:
my all time favorite!

Supreme Pages You from (Hidden): hi my name is Jurian and I have an IQ of 137 want to chat? a/s/l/iq

LMFAO... all I can say is. easy tiger!  ;)


hmm now your making things up.
i know it's the highlight of your day when i talk to you so i can understand you making things like this up :D



Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by InsaneNinjaPhreak on 07/20/03 at 10:32:39
I think I've run out of profilers...lol have anyone seen any profiles out there mentioning my name? I remember atleast one or two but forgot there names...eck my name either being nick_lite_cit or zellish hehe

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Kazuya on 07/20/03 at 10:51:06
Skeletal_Warrior Pages You from Southern Gatehouse (Nightmist): hey can i equip ur cobalt to prove to a guy so i wont get banned dude

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Selene on 07/20/03 at 11:03:33
Makes no sense..  ???

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Kazuya on 07/20/03 at 11:28:45
the guy said that if he didnt shw some other guy the cobalt that he would get banned lol

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Zephie on 07/20/03 at 18:04:34
[Party] Bad_Thingy: people like you are worthless to the other people in the world, how you've managed to survive this long astounds me

Tadpole: short girls rule

Power_Ranger Pages You from Southern Gatehouse (Nightmist): i just heard that gausex and destruction r gonno try to hack jens account

Musashiden Pages You from Southern Gatehouse (Nightmist): no i mean no matter how many times i dropped money i see u pick it up

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by InsaneNinjaPhreak on 07/21/03 at 09:36:08
MSN Name: [Clan] Zeph: Worship Teh Fluff!


listen to him! WORSHIP TEH FLUFF!!!!

Insane watches as Teh Fluff turns into a religious deal..

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/21/03 at 09:45:16

on 07/21/03 at 09:36:08, InsaneNinjaPhreak wrote:
MSN Name: [Clan] Zeph: Worship Teh Fluff!


listen to him! WORSHIP TEH FLUFF!!!!

Insane watches as Teh Fluff turns into a religious deal..



him?

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by InsaneNinjaPhreak on 07/21/03 at 09:46:28
Class: Male Dwarf Adept Berserker


yes him lmao

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Selene on 07/21/03 at 09:46:41
Yeah, it's a him. Don't confuse him with Zephie..

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/21/03 at 09:50:03
aah missread that sorry my bad :D

* didn't ahve his glasses on / lenses in yet :D

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Jurian on 07/21/03 at 09:51:20
forgot to add this one :D

Kalypso Pages You from (Hidden): pandilex is in love with u

i forgot to put the whole convo in my profile but pandilex started meddling in with the conversation telling me jen loved me and hen jen said simon wanted to tap my butt or something :D

just too nasty :D

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Selene on 07/21/03 at 09:55:07
I find that rather... Kinky!

Then again if you looked at what Insane posted about me in his profile.. it wouldn't be too surprising.

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Zephie on 07/21/03 at 12:44:02
[Clan] Exor: Rich thinks she is hot

[Clan] Darknyte: rich would say a macdonalds burger is hot

Title: Re: Profile One-liners
Post by Tatsu on 07/21/03 at 14:49:17
These are some me and my bro have come up with :)

[Clan] Metomorphes: nahh i like goats

[Clan] Yerk: what is 8 + 3??????????

[Clan] Raylen: so what we gonna do guys?  
[Clan] Metomorphes: go pk our arses off then bak to clan pub to get slaughtered

Xylene poses, and flexes her muscles!   You assassinated Xylene.

[Clan] Malefunction: ive been to NYC  
[Clan] Malefunction: there were bums takin a crap on the sidewalk

[Clan] Babyface: wow the wind smashed me speekers
[Clan] Babyface: ahhhhh FIRE!
[Clan] Babyface: brb

But my personal favourite has to be

Get_In_The_Game just logged on. Get_In_The_Game left the game. x5

:D









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