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Colossus
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Darwin Award
« on: 09/10/03 at 07:58:25 » |
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I think they should add a Darwin Award for players that die in stupid ways if you look in the off topic discussion on the nm forum you will see a thread titled funny nm moments well my crit charlesmanson was the cleric that died of starvation in the clan kitchen so I think he needs a darwin award for that
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dognapot
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #1 on: 09/10/03 at 08:05:23 » |
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one time i attacked a party all guerilla style, like i usually do, and there was this one guy. he thought he'd get away while i slaughtered his friends. he moved one square south, and died in a trap. he deserves a darwin award too.
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #2 on: 09/10/03 at 15:26:53 » |
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lol, i'd have alot of Darwin awards.
Like, clearing my /clan nopk and had no party nopk on, and killing myself in the barracks. That would definetly deserve a Darwin Award. 
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #3 on: 09/10/03 at 16:15:23 » |
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on 09/10/03 at 08:05:23, dognapot wrote:
....always do?
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #4 on: 09/10/03 at 16:25:17 » |
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on 09/10/03 at 16:15:23, Epic wrote:
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #5 on: 09/10/03 at 22:56:44 » |
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Deleting a crit that annoyed me without emptying his bank account. Only about 5k but pretty dumb 
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #6 on: 09/11/03 at 23:46:20 » |
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Anyone who goes afk with a crit south of nm/arilin
Anyone who walks into a death trap 'coz they have 100 armour and might survive
Anyone who, after using a paci and finding 50 TR crits there, tries to snag the SG or CG kill with a fighter
Anyone who tries to take on said fifty crits with two thieves
Anyone who tries to hit and run on a cannot-move-until-u-kill-da-boss square
Anyone who tries to hit and run Ste (although i think hes gone now)
Anyone who steals from sandspiders with an adept thief
Anyone who runs from a fight into a death trap
Anyone who rounds themselves on a paci
Anyone who gloats a kill in /yell then gets assassinated
Anyone who dies from 1 damage poisonAnyone that dies from hunger/thirst
Any top lvl crit that gets killed by a rat/leach/snake
Any druid that vines themself and is killed by a passing party
Any mage that casts 'Invisibility' on the attacking crit instead of 'Beam'
Anyone who logs their party coz they are about to be killed by a pack of scorpions, then logs them back on one by one 'coz they might have gone away'
And finally...
Anyone who asks staff to kill them coz 'i want a staff kill', then moans that they are 2 mill xp down and someone took all the pots they dropped
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #7 on: 09/12/03 at 03:11:48 » |
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on 09/11/03 at 23:46:20, Alicia wrote:
Anyone who rounds themselves on a paci
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Paranormal attacked you with her Blade of Time. But your deity intervened. x4 Paranormal fell to the floor, her injuries getting the better of her.
Not only did this person ROUND themsleves on my paci... the whole group of like 7 of them... all hit her ... healed...spelled up and HIT HER AGAIN!!!!
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #8 on: 09/12/03 at 03:15:52 » |
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on 09/12/03 at 03:11:48, Sera wrote:
Paranormal attacked you with her Blade of Time. But your deity intervened. x4 Paranormal fell to the floor, her injuries getting the better of her.
Not only did this person ROUND themsleves on my paci... the whole group of like 7 of them... all hit her ... healed...spelled up and HIT HER AGAIN!!!! |
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I remember that  it's because that stupid paci was on the square that we were just fighting someone on, I think it was Rikku maybe, not sure,  I didn't kill myself although I did get close
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #9 on: 09/12/03 at 03:18:33 » |
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Thing is, I didn't have JZ up... I was just walkin through... and stopped and BOOM... people hitting me
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Re: Darwin Award
« Reply #10 on: 09/13/03 at 04:33:45 » |
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on 09/11/03 at 23:46:20, Alicia wrote:
Anyone who steals from sandspiders with an adept thief
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I used to do that with Syntax. Actually wouldn't be to bad if i'd keep invising him with a mage.
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And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.
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